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Sunday, March 26, 2023

AI Writing: Spoilers

 Chapter 1

The TARDIS materialized with a wheezing groan, and the Doctor stepped out, his multicolored coat swirling around him. He was in a dimly lit alleyway, surrounded by brick walls and dumpsters.

"Where are we, Doctor?" asked the TARDIS, her voice echoing through the console room.

The Doctor frowned. "I'm not sure, TARDIS. This isn't the destination I programmed in."

He looked around, trying to get his bearings. He heard the sound of traffic in the distance and the murmur of voices. As he walked further down the alley, he saw a neon sign flickering in the darkness - "GAMES OF THRONES SPOILERS FOR SALE".

The Doctor raised an eyebrow. "Interesting. Let's investigate, shall we?"

Chapter 2

The Doctor pushed open the door to the shop and stepped inside. The place was crowded and noisy, filled with people huddled around computers and chatting excitedly.

"Welcome to Spoilers R Us," said a voice from behind the counter. The Doctor turned to see a small, round bird-like creature perched on the edge of the desk, typing furiously on a keyboard.

"Can I help you with anything?" asked the creature.

"I'm the Doctor," said the Time Lord. "I'm just here to browse, thank you."

The creature eyed him suspiciously, but went back to typing. The Doctor wandered around the shop, taking in the sights and sounds. He overheard snippets of conversation - "Did you hear about Jon Snow?" "I can't believe they killed off that character!" - and saw people furiously typing away on their computers.

As he approached the counter, the creature looked up at him with a sly grin. "So, Doctor, are you interested in any spoilers? I've got the inside scoop on all the latest twists and turns."

The Doctor frowned. "How do you know all this? And why are you selling it?"

The creature leaned in conspiratorially. "Let's just say I have a few connections. And as for why I'm selling it - well, why not? People are willing to pay a lot of money for this information."

The Doctor shook his head. "This isn't right. You're manipulating people's enjoyment of the show. It's like spoiling the ending of a book before someone's even had a chance to read it."

The creature shrugged. "Everyone's got to make a living, Doctor. And besides, it's not like I'm hurting anyone."

The Doctor wasn't convinced. He had a feeling there was more to this than met the eye.

Chapter 3

The Doctor returned to the TARDIS and began to scan the area with his sonic screwdriver. He picked up an unusual energy signature emanating from a nearby building.

"Let's check that out, TARDIS," he said. "I think we might have found something."

The TARDIS dematerialized and rematerialized outside a large, unremarkable office building. The Doctor walked inside, his senses on high alert. He felt a strange humming in the air, like a thousand tiny electrical impulses.

He made his way to the top floor and found a small, cramped office. Inside, he saw Frobisher, the shape-shifting alien who had been his companion on many adventures.

"Frobisher, what are you doing here?" asked the Doctor.

Frobisher looked up, startled. "Doctor! What are you doing here?"

"I could ask you the same thing," said the Doctor. "What's going on?"

Frobisher hesitated, then sighed. "I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to get mad."


Chapter 4

The Doctor raised an eyebrow. "That doesn't sound good. Just tell me, Frobisher. What have you been up to?"

Frobisher sighed again, then shifted into his human form. "I've been selling Game of Thrones spoilers on Reddit."

The Doctor's eyes widened. "What? Frobisher, how could you? Spoiling people's enjoyment of a show - it's just not right."

"I know, Doctor," said Frobisher, looking down at his feet. "But it's just so easy. I can shape-shift into anyone, go to any event, and overhear all sorts of conversations. And people are willing to pay big money for this information. It's been a good source of income for me."

The Doctor shook his head. "Frobisher, you can't keep doing this. It's not fair to the fans, and it's not fair to the show's creators. You need to stop."

Frobisher looked up at him, his eyes pleading. "I know, Doctor. I'll stop. I promise."

The Doctor nodded. "Good. Now, let's get out of here before we attract any unwanted attention."

Chapter 5

As they made their way back to the TARDIS, the Doctor couldn't shake the feeling that something else was going on. Frobisher had always been a bit of a trickster, but this felt different.

"Are you sure there's nothing else you're hiding from me, Frobisher?" asked the Doctor.

Frobisher sighed again. "There is one more thing. I've been using the money I make from selling spoilers to invest in certain companies. Companies that I know will be successful in the future. I've made a lot of money that way."

The Doctor frowned. "That's called insider trading, Frobisher. It's illegal."

Frobisher looked down at his feet. "I know, Doctor. But I couldn't help myself. It was just too easy. And the money was too good."

The Doctor shook his head. "You're going to have to make things right, Frobisher. You can't keep doing this."

"I know, Doctor," said Frobisher. "I'll make it right. I promise."

Chapter 6

The Doctor and Frobisher returned to the Spoilers R Us shop, where the Doctor forced Frobisher to confess his wrongdoing and return all the money he had made from selling spoilers and insider trading. The shop owner was furious, but the Doctor convinced him not to press charges.

As they left the shop, the Doctor turned to Frobisher. "You know, Frobisher, I'm disappointed in you. You're better than this."

Frobisher looked down at his feet. "I know, Doctor. I'm sorry."

The Doctor sighed. "Well, we can't change the past. All we can do is learn from it and move forward. Are you ready to move forward, Frobisher?"

Frobisher nodded. "Yes, Doctor. I am."

The Doctor smiled. "Good. Then let's go. We've got a whole universe to explore, and who knows what we'll find."

They entered the TARDIS and the Doctor set the coordinates for their next adventure. As the TARDIS dematerialized, the Doctor couldn't help but feel a sense of sadness. Frobisher had always been a bit of a rogue, but he had never thought he would stoop to selling spoilers and insider trading. He hoped that Frobisher had learned his lesson and would make better choices in the future.

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