Title: A DC Fan Boy's Rant on Avengers: Endgame
Opening shot: A DC fan boy sitting in front of a camera, looking visibly annoyed.
DC Fan Boy: Ugh, where do I even begin with Avengers: Endgame? As a DC fan boy, I had high hopes for this movie, but it was an utter disappointment.
Cut to footage of Endgame.
DC Fan Boy (voiceover): First of all, the plot was all over the place. Time travel? Really? That's the best they could come up with?
Cut back to the DC Fan Boy.
DC Fan Boy: And don't even get me started on the characters. Iron Man, Captain America, Thor? They're all so bland compared to DC's iconic heroes.
Cut to footage of Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor.
DC Fan Boy (voiceover): Iron Man is just a rich guy with a suit, Captain America is a walking propaganda machine, and Thor is just a watered-down version of Superman.
Cut back to the DC Fan Boy.
DC Fan Boy: And don't even get me started on the final battle. It was so overhyped and underwhelming.
Cut to footage of the final battle.
DC Fan Boy (voiceover): They just threw in every superhero they could think of, but it lacked the epicness and gravitas of DC's best battles.
Cut back to the DC Fan Boy.
DC Fan Boy: In conclusion, Avengers: Endgame was a letdown. DC will always be superior, and this movie just proved it.
Closing shot: DC Fan Boy standing up and walking away from the camera, still visibly annoyed.
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