AI Writing: A Game of Yo-Yo with Our Friends

 FADE IN:

EXT. SPACE - DAY

We see a group of paradigm Daleks approaching a small space station.

INT. SPACE STATION - CONTROL ROOM

The Fourth Doctor, Sarah Jane, and Harry Sullivan are frantically working on the controls.

SARAH JANE Doctor, they're almost here!

THE DOCTOR Just a moment, Sarah Jane. Harry, pass me that sonic screwdriver.

Harry hands the Doctor the sonic screwdriver.

THE DOCTOR (CONT'D) Ah, yes. This should do the trick.

The Doctor uses the sonic screwdriver to hack into the Daleks' systems.

HARRY What are you doing, Doctor?

THE DOCTOR Just a little bit of reprogramming, Harry.

Suddenly, the Daleks' weapons power down.

SARAH JANE It worked! They're defenseless!

THE DOCTOR Well, that was easier than I expected.

The Doctor pulls out his yo-yo and casually walks towards the door.

SARAH JANE Where are you going, Doctor?

THE DOCTOR Oh, just to have a little chat with our friends.

The Doctor exits the control room and walks down the corridor to face the Daleks.

INT. SPACE STATION - CORRIDOR

The Daleks turn to face the Doctor, their weapons still powerless.

DALEK 1 Explain yourself, Doctor.

THE DOCTOR Oh, I think you'll find I don't have to explain anything.

The Doctor nonchalantly twirls his yo-yo.

DALEK 2 We are the supreme beings. You cannot defeat us.

THE DOCTOR Oh, I'm not trying to defeat you. I'm just having a bit of fun.

The Doctor sends his yo-yo flying towards the Daleks, wrapping it around their eyestalks and blinding them.

DALEK 1 Exterminate!

The Daleks wildly shoot their weapons, but they can't hit the Doctor, who is effortlessly dodging their attacks.

THE DOCTOR Now, now. Let's not get too excited.

The Doctor calmly untangles his yo-yo from the Daleks and walks back to the control room.

INT. SPACE STATION - CONTROL ROOM

SARAH JANE What happened, Doctor?

THE DOCTOR Oh, just a little game of yo-yo with our metal friends. Nothing to worry about.

HARRY But how did you do it?

THE DOCTOR Oh, just a bit of timey-wimey, spacey-wacey stuff.

The Doctor gives a cheeky grin as the TARDIS materializes around them.

THE DOCTOR (CONT'D) Come along, my friends. We have a universe to explore.

FADE OUT.